October 23, 2009

How To Tell if You Live With Boys: A Tutorial With Photos

Whenever I run into evidence that I live with boys, I'm surprised and caught off-guard.

"How did this get here??" Oh yeah...the boys.
"Who did this??" Oh yeah...the boys again.
"Who IS that person??" Oh yeah...must be one of the boys.

So I pass along to you some signs to watch for, in case you've ever wondered if you, too, have an infestation of boys in your house:

#1) Storm Troopers in your houseplants, guns at the ready.



#2) Army guys in your houseplants, guns pointed at #1.


#3) Rocks. Everywhere.


#4) Strange little people walking around in outfits like this:


#5) Strange themes seeping into your holiday traditions


#6) Handpicked flowers that make all the rest of it worth it.


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